Lexicon of Bawlamarese
(How to co-moon-icate wiff the natives)

B

• Baffroom...see "rostrum"
• Balamer...our home town
• Barrie...as in I need to barrie some money off you(submitted by Rich Scheper)
• Bawler...what the plumber calls your furnace
• Beeno...A famous railroad
• Beero...bedroom dresser(submitted by Linda Keydash Cart)
• beero...jroors fulla cloze wif jewry and nick nacks on top.(submitted by Mike Johnson)
• Bethlum...A steel mill
• Bidness: as in nunyer bidness(submitted by Susan Lichtenstein)
• Birfday...blow out the candles on this day
• Blare...the county seat of Horfud(submitted by John Barry)
• Blare...City in Harford County.(submitted by A. Steven Anderson)
• Bleef...What you believe in
• Blow...opposite of "above"
• Brefist: Champions eat it...meal you eat (or drink) before lunch(submitted by Tim Strickland)

C

• Calf Lick...Protestant,Jewish,and...
• Cammer...used for taking photographs
• Cayntin...section of town named after city in China(submitted by Liz Hoisington)
• Chimley...as in where the far place sends its smoke.(submitted by Everette Smith)
• Coats...the football team that went to Indianapolis
• Cole Race Beef...a favorite sandwich
• Corm Beef...another favorite sandwich
• Croddy...Oriental art of self defense
• Culrin books n crowns ... Kids play wif these(submitted by Linda Keydash Cart)

D

• Dest...where you set at to pay bills
• Dizzy Whirl...Florida tourist attraction
• Down A Point...where most of Dundalk works
• Downey Ayshin...Where everyone goes in the summer
• Draff...animal with the longest neck
• Droodle...Park that houses the zoo
• Drooslem...The Holy Land
• Druckstewer...drugstore
• Duhmayta : as in lettuce, duhmayta, and mayonaisse!(submitted by Richard Skolasky)
• Duddney...doesn't he
• Dundock...people who work down a point live here

E

• Elfin...animal with a trunk
• Everythink...everything
• Erf...the planet on which we live

F

• Fate...Meet you at the Corner of Fayette and Calvert Streets
• Fard...area between eyes and hairline
• Farn Gin...used for fighting fars
• Farst Fars...Smokey the bear fights them
• Fillum...what you put in a camera
• Flar...something growing in the garden
• Floorida...Land of sun and retarment.(submitted by Rich Scheper)
• Ford...opposite of backwards
• Froddy...that God it's Froddy

G

• Gubmint...government
• Gubner...governor
• Granite...what you don't want to be taken for

H

• Har and Far...What the boss does
• Harble...horrible
• Harrid...a downtown street
• Hex...another department store
• Highgeranium...hydrangea(Get dem highgeranium plants in 'fore dey freeze)(submitted by Bob Sollod)
• Hon...The Universal Name...Like Sir, Ms...interchangeable with any name
• Horfud: the county next to Bawlamer but before you get to Cecil(submitted by John Barry)
• Hoskull...where you went before cah-widge
• Hustler's...a department store

I

• Ignert...ignorant
• Ignint...Totally Rude.(submitted by Keli Healy)
• Iggle...our nation symbol - Also know as Merican Iggle
• Init...Isn't it (Sure is dirty, init?)(submitted by Rob Novak)

J

• Jeet...Did you eat?...usually answered by "nojew?"

• Jeet-nuf? as in, 'Did you eat enough?'(submitted by Linda Keydash Cart)
• Jynt(s)...The Big Grocery Store.(submitted by Keli Healy)

K

• kilt- murdered (submitted by David M. Fries)
• Klumya...Rouse's new city in Harrod Canny

L

• lahberry--place where they keep books(submitted by Joe Forsythe)
• Larnix...Larynx
• Litlitlee...famous for Italian food
• Lobble...responsible for...as in "I hold you lobble"
• Lozenger...medication for ailing larnix

M

• Merica...and in Younighted States of
• Merlin...The Free State
• Morality...the race for Mayor
• Macely...mostly
• Mahsheen...Motor vehicle, as in. The two pleese jumped into their mahsheen
• Meer...what you look at in the morning
• Muriel...a large painting on a large wall
• Murlan...the state that is south of Pennsyvania and north of Virginia

N

• Norf Abnew...North Avenue
• Napolis...State Capitol
• Nay Snay...No snow in the forecast
• Noosemerican...Hearst newspaper that closed down
• Noosepaper...where you read the funnies

O

• oh-REE-oles...State Bird AND the baseball team
• Oll(rhymes with "doll")...what you walk down when you get married
• Ollin...a peice of land surrounded by water
• Oltno...I don't know

P

• Paramour...what your neighbor uses at 8:00 a.m. Sunday morning
• Payment...paved surface
• Pee-anuh...Instrument that Liberace played.(submitted by Keli Healy>
• Perfick...without any faults
• Petition...a wall that divides a room
• Phane...what you answer when it rings
• Plooshin...what's killing us
• Pockeybook...pocketbook
• Po-leese...a single police officer
• Pleese...two or more po-leese
• Praps...perhaps
• Proly...probably

Q

• Quarr...sings in a church

R

• Right Smart...A good amount, as in 'I get right smart abuse for publishing this'
• Right Tasty...Delicious.(submitted by Keli Healy)
• Roont...ruined
• Rostrum...where the ladies go after dinner

S

• Sarn...siren
• Screet...My friend Izzy live right down the screet from me.(submitted by Rich Scheper)
• Semlem...neighborhood convience store
• Slong..another way to say goodbye
• Slop Machine...one-armed bandit
• Smour...what's the matter with you?
• Sneet..."That't neat!"
• Snay...Snow
• Snoo Few?...What's new with you?
• Sore...drainage area under streets
• sow-South(submitted by Alex)
• Spaars..Sparrows(Downa Point, Spaars Point, that is)(submitted by Bob Sollod)
• Starfame...a synthetic packing material

T

• Tal...towel, as in hanme a tal, hon.Turble...terrible
• Tarred...sleepy
• Torst...tourist
• Tawlit...what you set on in the baffroom

U

• Unnersteaned...understand

V

• Vollince..what we see too much of in the movies
• Varse...the doctor says "there's a lot of that going around"
• Vyduck...as in Orleans Street Vyduck